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My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

(Source: lolfactory)

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

(Source: seraphica)

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

dansicelollyworkout:

So Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber in the face. Are the beliebers going to try and boycott every film he’s ever been in like they tried to do with supernatural?

dontforgettofeedlarry:

”shit did I just forgot to let out the dog?”

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”oh nvm I don’t have a dog”

”oh god I just farted”

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”never mind no one heard it”

”hey a hotdog bar”

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”oh nvm this my part”

”hey titties”

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”oh they’re fake”

”let’s pretend that I forgot something but in reality I’m just looking like a sexy motherfucker to the distance because I am that sexy motherfucker”

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”lolz I’m a life ruiner”