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demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
So Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber in the face. Are the beliebers going to try and boycott every film he’s ever been in like they tried to do with supernatural?
”shit did I just forgot to let out the dog?”
”oh nvm I don’t have a dog”
”oh god I just farted”
”never mind no one heard it”
”hey a hotdog bar”
”oh nvm this my part”
”oh they’re fake”
”let’s pretend that I forgot something but in reality I’m just looking like a sexy motherfucker to the distance because I am that sexy motherfucker”
”lolz I’m a life ruiner”